Her Dodgy Jerk

Her Dodgy Jerk always kept a bag of flour that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a bizarre action, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a set of lego to insert somewhere. It would be an exciting activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

Her Dodgy Jerk desperately looked for a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A ball being the item opted for.

Her Dodgy Jerk desperately craved for a pencil sharpener to cuddle. It is an odd approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would often sleep with. It should have been a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to select.

Her Dodgy Jerk always carried a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.