The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk desperately looked for a ball that they would embrace. It was a fairly surprising thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk always kept a bottle of wine that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk owned a toilet brush that they liked to play with. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Lonely Jerk always kept a mug to throw. This seems a peculiar exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a mug was the thing that was chosen.

The Lonely Jerk needed a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a melon is the item to select.