The Angry Jerk

The Angry Jerk often carried a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Strangely, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Angry Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Jerk needed a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange idea, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Angry Jerk always had with them a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Jerk desperately desired a helmet that they would often throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet having that done to it