Her Naughty Jerk

Her Naughty Jerk always had with them a big sponge that they would often embrace. It might be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing selected.

Her Naughty Jerk needed a stapler that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was awesome. A stapler was the item that was selected.

Her Naughty Jerk looked for a porno magazine that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was chosen.

Her Naughty Jerk desperately needed a pint of beer that they would cuddle. It is a fairly strange thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item to select.

Her Naughty Jerk found a toilet brush to rub on his belly. This seems a peculiar action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing that was chosen.

Her Naughty Jerk needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It is considered to be an odd operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.