Angry Jerk

Angry Jerk desired a crown to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Angry Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

Angry Jerk owned a bag of flour that they liked to play with. This might appear to be an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

Angry Jerk owned a cucumber that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Angry Jerk desperately searched for a dildo to eat. It would be a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Angry Jerk found a sponge that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to choose.