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in #jerk10 days ago

His Little Jerk carried a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke having that done to it

His Little Jerk had a can of Tango that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

His Little Jerk desperately wanted a bat that they would drop. It should have been a fairly peculiar action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Little Jerk desperately needed a bag of flour that they would sometimes demolish. This could be considered a fairly exciting thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a bag of flour having that done to it

His Little Jerk desired a pint of beer that they would often share. It was a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

His Little Jerk often carried a radiator that they sometimes break. It was an odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. A radiator is the thing to opt for.

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