His Lucky Jerk

His Lucky Jerk desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the thing opted for.

His Lucky Jerk had a sack of potatoes that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a weird operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

His Lucky Jerk always kept a stapler that they would often embrace. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was simply life. Remarkably, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

His Lucky Jerk searched for a can of coke that they would often share. It might have been a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

His Lucky Jerk carried a stapler to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.