My Curious Jerk

My Curious Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was chosen.

My Curious Jerk had a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

My Curious Jerk always kept a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk searched for a tomato that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be fun. A tomato was the chosen item.

My Curious Jerk found a bag of poop that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

My Curious Jerk always carried a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.