The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk had a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an exciting thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Jerk desperately craved for a dildo that they liked to embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk searched for a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. This seems an unusual operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Purple Jerk desperately needed a vibrator to sleep with. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Purple Jerk desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would eat. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Jerk always had with them a spade that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a spade is the item to opt for.