A Eccentric Jerk

A Eccentric Jerk wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an unusual activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Eccentric Jerk searched for a melon that they would insert somewhere. It would be a funny exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a melon was the item that was chosen.

A Eccentric Jerk desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered an unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Jerk always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Jerk owned a can of coke to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Eccentric Jerk desperately wanted a set square to drop. It might be an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square being the item selected.