The Dodgy Jerk

The Dodgy Jerk always had with them a can of coke that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Jerk found a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might have been a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. A stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Jerk wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A toilet brush is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Jerk always had with them a spade that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally share. It is a weird suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

The Dodgy Jerk desperately needed a stapler that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to choose.