Gentle Jerk

Gentle Jerk desperately craved for a hat that they would sometimes break. It should be a fairly exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the thing to opt for.

Gentle Jerk looked for a ball that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a ball being the thing selected.

Gentle Jerk wanted a bat that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been an extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Gentle Jerk desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

Gentle Jerk owned a tomato to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing that was chosen.

Gentle Jerk needed a tomato that they would sometimes throw. It was a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a tomato is the thing to choose.