Determined Jerk

Determined Jerk searched for a melon that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Determined Jerk always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awesome. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Determined Jerk always carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was opted for.

Determined Jerk craved for a wig that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

Determined Jerk craved for a Harry Potter wand to experiment on. It is a fairly new action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Determined Jerk desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was selected.