A Purple Jerk

A Purple Jerk found a custard pie that they would sometimes experiment on. It was considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Purple Jerk desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was wonderful. A bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

A Purple Jerk desperately wanted a set square to try to balance on their head. It was a fairly original proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square of all things.

A Purple Jerk always carried a wig that they sometimes throw. It would have been a fairly peculiar activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

A Purple Jerk always carried a big sponge that they sometimes annihilate It was an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

A Purple Jerk looked for a cup that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. A cup is the thing to choose.