A Magical Jerk

A Magical Jerk craved for a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to opt for.

A Magical Jerk desperately craved for a set of lego that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a different proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

A Magical Jerk desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly astonishing proposal, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was opted for.

A Magical Jerk always carried a bat that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat is the item to select.

A Magical Jerk desperately wanted a teapot that they would often eat. It would have been an exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was opted for.

A Magical Jerk always had with them a crown that they would smash. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thought it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the item that was opted for.