His Red Jerk

His Red Jerk always had with them a dildo that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

His Red Jerk owned a bag of poop to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.

His Red Jerk carried a rubber johnny to throw. It would be a weird operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

His Red Jerk always kept a big sponge that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

His Red Jerk craved for a melon that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Red Jerk desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems an exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.