The Foolish Jerk

The Foolish Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally embrace. It is a curious proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Foolish Jerk desperately desired a can of coke to sit and look at. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Jerk carried a bat that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Foolish Jerk wanted a sword that they would annihilate It would be a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword being the chosen item.

The Foolish Jerk desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Jerk owned a crown that they would often eat. This seems a fairly astonishing suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.