The Blue Jerk

The Blue Jerk always kept a bag of flour to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Jerk desperately looked for a pen that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Jerk searched for a bottle of wine to put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original approach to life, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

The Blue Jerk always kept a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

The Blue Jerk desperately needed a cucumber that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Blue Jerk often carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It should have been a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a lava lamp having that done to it