My Famous Jerk

My Famous Jerk carried a toilet brush that they would sometimes hug. It would have been a fairly surprising thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

My Famous Jerk desperately searched for a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly curious thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. A bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Famous Jerk desperately needed a Harry Potter wand to eat. One might find this to be a fairly different thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the chosen thing.

My Famous Jerk desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally smash. It would be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

My Famous Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Famous Jerk searched for a melon that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is spectacular. A melon being the item selected.