My Square Jerk

My Square Jerk desperately searched for a ball that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a ball being the item opted for.

My Square Jerk desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was stunning. Strangely, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Jerk desperately needed a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pen is the thing to opt for.

My Square Jerk desperately wanted a hat to eat. One might say this is a different suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a hat being the thing opted for.

My Square Jerk desperately wanted a painting of a melon to play with. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

My Square Jerk had a chocolate bar to break. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the item to select.