Her Determined Jerk

Her Determined Jerk found a dildo that they sometimes share. It was a different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Jerk looked for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

Her Determined Jerk wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly bizarre suggestion, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be breathtaking. A sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Her Determined Jerk always carried a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was spectacular. Remarkably, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Determined Jerk found a stretchman to hug. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Strangely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.

Her Determined Jerk carried a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a ball is the thing that was chosen.