His Retarded Jerk

His Retarded Jerk desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It might be a funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Retarded Jerk craved for a set of lego that they would hug. It should have been a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Jerk needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be epic. Strangely, a block of cheese was the item that was chosen.

His Retarded Jerk owned a lava lamp that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.

His Retarded Jerk desired a cucumber that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Retarded Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.