The Fucking Jerk

The Fucking Jerk wanted a set of lego to play with. This is certainly a surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

The Fucking Jerk found a stretchman that they sometimes smash. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk needed a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Jerk found a bag of poop to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Fucking Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to annihilate This might appear to be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Fucking Jerk always had with them a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Honestly, a little monkey would be the item that was selected.