The Magical Jerk

The Magical Jerk searched for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the item chosen.

The Magical Jerk desperately desired a custard pie that they would often embrace. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

The Magical Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. It is considered to be a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Jerk often carried a bat that they would experiment on. It is an astonishing proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Jerk desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It would be a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Magical Jerk wanted a sword that they would often eat. It would have been an original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.