The Lonely Jerk

The Lonely Jerk always carried a cucumber that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Jerk desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly exciting thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would embrace. This might appear to be an extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be awesome. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Lonely Jerk desperately wanted a hat that they sometimes share. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is simply life. A hat was the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Jerk desperately looked for a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a weird proposal, to me, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman would be the item that was opted for.

The Lonely Jerk desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally worship. It should be a fairly different approach to life, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the chosen item.