Lovely Jerk

Lovely Jerk found a stretchman to smash. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

Lovely Jerk always had with them a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Lovely Jerk searched for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

Lovely Jerk needed a custard pie that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

Lovely Jerk owned a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a pint of cider having that done to it

Lovely Jerk often carried a chocolate bar that they liked to try to balance on their head. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.