Their Silly King

Their Silly King found a rubber johnny that they would often break. It might be a new proposal, to most, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Their Silly King owned a pint of beer that they would sit and look at. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought it would be amazing. Honestly, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

Their Silly King always had with them a rubber chicken that they would often put up their bum. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing that was chosen.

Their Silly King needed a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Their Silly King desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to smash. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is exciting. A Harry Potter wand of all things.

Their Silly King desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.