A Crazy King

A Crazy King searched for a little monkey that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey having that done to it

A Crazy King desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.

A Crazy King needed a melon that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a melon was the chosen thing.

A Crazy King desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. This might appear to be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy King always kept a mug that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should be a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it was awe-inspring. A mug would be the thing that was chosen.

A Crazy King found a porno magazine that they would occasionally hug. One might say this is a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.