Her Different King

Her Different King carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes throw. It should have been an astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Different King desperately desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who thought it was exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Different King desired a stapler that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

Her Different King needed a rubber johnny that they would annihilate It should be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was opted for.

Her Different King had a porno magazine that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed it would be exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the chosen thing.

Her Different King looked for a pint of beer that they would experiment on. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is epic. A pint of beer being the chosen item.