His Magical King

His Magical King desperately wanted a bat that they would break. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing to choose.

His Magical King always kept a CD player that they would sometimes worship. It might be a funny activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

His Magical King carried a painting of a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It was a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided it would be stunning. A painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

His Magical King always kept a dildo that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Magical King always kept a cup that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

His Magical King wanted a mug that they liked to eat. It would be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.