The Cheerful King

The Cheerful King looked for a CD player that they would often break. One might say this is an odd proposal, to me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player was the chosen item.

The Cheerful King always had with them a stapler to try to balance on their head. This seems to be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Cheerful King always kept a big sponge that they would often worship. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Cheerful King desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

The Cheerful King desperately searched for a tomato that they would experiment on. It should be an odd thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful King carried a piece of paper that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.