The Dodgy King

The Dodgy King found a stretchman that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly original operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

The Dodgy King desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be an odd activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to select.

The Dodgy King desired a helmet that they liked to share. It might have been an exciting operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thinks it was awesome. Remarkably, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy King searched for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to many, but not to the King, who thought it would be simply life. A spade was the item that was selected.

The Dodgy King often carried a helmet to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to you, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy King desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally throw. It might be a curious suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.