My Bum Loving King

My Bum Loving King desperately needed a bottle of wine to eat. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

My Bum Loving King always carried a bat that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bat would be the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving King always kept a toilet brush that they would embrace. It should be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving King desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand to break. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Bum Loving King desperately wanted a melon that they sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A melon would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving King desperately desired a ball that they would often demolish. It might have been a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a ball being the item opted for.