The Exceptional King

The Exceptional King desperately wanted a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. It would have been a strange activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

The Exceptional King always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional King desired a bottle of beer to put up their bum. It would have been a weird undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.

The Exceptional King desperately looked for a ball that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional King desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes throw. It might be a fairly different proposal, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional King owned a wig that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item chosen.