The Lucky King

The Lucky King carried a vibrator to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly strange thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.

The Lucky King desperately needed a toilet brush that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

The Lucky King always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

The Lucky King desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly odd activity, to many, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky King often carried a bag of poop that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the chosen thing.

The Lucky King found a stretchman that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a stretchman is the item to select.