Her Special King

Her Special King carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

Her Special King always had with them a dildo that they liked to worship. It is a fairly extraordinary operation, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item chosen.

Her Special King owned a wig that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a wig is the thing that was chosen.

Her Special King desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It should have been an unusual approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.

Her Special King always kept a piece of paper that they would often annihilate This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

Her Special King desperately wanted a pen that they would often put up their bum. It might have been a different action, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.