The Cheerful King

The Cheerful King looked for a pen that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful King owned a chocolate bar that they would play with. It was an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to select.

The Cheerful King always had with them a lava lamp that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful King found a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

The Cheerful King desperately wanted a stapler that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Cheerful King desired a helmet that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.