Her Handsome King

Her Handsome King had a dildo that they liked to put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

Her Handsome King desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally demolish. It was a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome King always carried a helmet that they liked to sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who expected it was wonderful. A helmet of all things.

Her Handsome King needed a dildo that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected it was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to select.

Her Handsome King desperately desired a computer that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome King desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often break. It is a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A Harry Potter wand being the item selected.