The Grumpy King

The Grumpy King found a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy King desperately craved for a bat to embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bat would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy King desperately wanted a mug that they would throw. It should have been a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

The Grumpy King found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally cuddle. It was an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Grumpy King always kept a bag of flour that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy King always had with them a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected it would be exciting. Honestly, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.