My Bum Loving King

My Bum Loving King desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would eat. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was spectacular. A cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving King searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly different thought, to you, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving King looked for a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided it was fun. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving King desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a different operation, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving King always had with them a set square to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly weird thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving King searched for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might have been a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks it was out of this world. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.