The Bum Loving King

The Bum Loving King found a bat that they would throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving King desperately looked for a radiator to insert somewhere. One might say this is an original thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving King desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.

The Bum Loving King desired a piece of paper that they would often put in the bath with him. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving King owned a toilet brush that they would put on his head. It is a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving King craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.