My Curious King

My Curious King found a cup that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a fairly peculiar exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected it would be epic. Bizarrely, a cup being the item selected.

My Curious King always kept a dildo that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be an original approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the chosen thing.

My Curious King often carried a spade that they would occasionally put on his head. It might have been a fairly exciting activity, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a spade was the item that was chosen.

My Curious King owned a crown that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed it was epic. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to choose.

My Curious King had a rubber chicken to play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the King, who considered it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it

My Curious King always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes play with. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to most, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the item that was chosen.