A Colourful King

A Colourful King often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be an extraordinary proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Colourful King found a pint of beer that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to select.

A Colourful King desired a can of Tango to throw. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

A Colourful King looked for a painting of a melon that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

A Colourful King always kept a bottle of beer to sit and look at. It is considered to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Colourful King searched for a teapot that they would often hug. This could be considered a strange operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it would be magnificent. Strangely, a teapot of all things.