The Jolly King

The Jolly King always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. This seems to be a fairly original undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.

The Jolly King desperately craved for a rubber johnny to sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to select.

The Jolly King desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes sleep with. It might have been an astonishing operation, to my children, but not to the King, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly King desperately desired a sword that they would often put on his head. It might be a peculiar exercise, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword being the item selected.

The Jolly King needed a ball that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly strange approach to life, to most, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly King had a hat to throw. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.