The Stupid King

The Stupid King had a vibrator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a weird proposal, to many, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing selected.

The Stupid King always kept a sword that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Stupid King desperately looked for a mug that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a new operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered it was amazing. Bizarrely, a mug being the chosen item.

The Stupid King often carried a melon to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A melon was the thing that was selected.

The Stupid King needed a cup that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

The Stupid King searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a different thought, to some, but not to the King, who thought it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.