Weary King

Weary King carried a pint of cider to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to you, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

Weary King always kept a sword that they would occasionally sleep with. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

Weary King searched for a can of Tango that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to most, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.

Weary King desperately looked for a pen to put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing selected.

Weary King always carried a radiator that they sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

Weary King found a computer to hug. This seems a weird suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it was epic. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.