Their Crazy King

Their Crazy King desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was selected.

Their Crazy King always had with them a cheese grater that they would often try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Their Crazy King owned a piece of paper that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was fun. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy King owned a wig that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was out of this world. A wig was the item that was opted for.

Their Crazy King needed a bottle of beer that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

Their Crazy King found a big sponge that they liked to demolish. It is a different approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a big sponge was the chosen thing.