His Tired King

His Tired King always kept a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

His Tired King always carried a sponge that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

His Tired King desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item to select.

His Tired King desperately desired a CD player that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it was wonderful. A CD player was the chosen thing.

His Tired King carried a dildo that they would often eat. It is a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen item.

His Tired King craved for a vibrator to sleep with. It would be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the thing to select.