The Lovely King

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The Lovely King desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to demolish. One might say this is a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing to choose.

The Lovely King desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt it would be spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Lovely King always carried a condom that they would put up their bum. It would be a surprising undertaking, to many, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely King needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Lovely King always carried a sword that they would sometimes annihilate It should have been a peculiar operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderous. Strangely, a sword being the thing selected.

The Lovely King always kept a pen that they liked to worship. One might say this is a weird approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.