Her Confused King

Her Confused King often carried a pen that they would put on his head. It would have been an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a pen would be the item chosen.

Her Confused King craved for a stretchman that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

Her Confused King desperately desired a big sponge that they would sit and look at. It was an original operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen item.

Her Confused King searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should be an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Confused King carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Her Confused King always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was simply life. A Harry Potter wand having that done to it